callistotoni

Ruler Meme:

If You Ruled the Land . . . by wackyweasel

Your first name:

How you gained your rule:

Your title is:

Your Godliness

Your symbol is:

the flamingo, because it's pink!

You rule from:

a towering, well, tower

At your side is:

your Jack Russel terrier, Wishbone Jr.

Your enforcers, troops, and guards are all:

just regular, run-of-the-mill . . . cyborgs

Your most popular law is:

"Whack Your Boss With A Dead Fish" Day

Your least popular law is:

Banning of people over six foot two

Your worst enemy is:

a poorly-chewed pretzel

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